INT. YANKEE RESTAURANT – NOON

Waiter: What would you like to drink?

Atlantan: A Coke, please

Waiter: Sure. Is Pepsi okay?

Atlantan: No.

Waiter: No?

Atlantan: No.

Waiter: What would you like then?

Atlantan: Iced Tea. Do you have sweet tea?

Waiter: Yeah, I guess. It's sweet.

Atlantan: Wait. Is it from a mix or is it brewed?

Waiter: Brewed? You want hot tea?

Atlantan: No. Iced tea. Is it made with tea bags or a powder?I don't want it if it's made with a powder.

Waiter: It comes out of the same thing as the Pepsi. You know, the drink machine (points to the soft drink dispenser).

Atlantan: Water. Just bring me water.

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