INT. YANKEE RESTAURANT – NOON
Waiter: What would you like to drink?
Atlantan: A Coke, please
Waiter: Sure. Is Pepsi okay?
Waiter: What would you like then?
Atlantan: Iced Tea. Do you have sweet tea?
Waiter: Yeah, I guess. It's sweet.
Atlantan: Wait. Is it from a mix or is it brewed?
Waiter: Brewed? You want hot tea?
Atlantan: No. Iced tea. Is it made with tea bags or a powder?I don't want it if it's made with a powder.
Waiter: It comes out of the same thing as the Pepsi. You know, the drink machine (points to the soft drink dispenser).
Atlantan: Water. Just bring me water.
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